Unlike the previous entries in this series, I actually have watched this show once before. This is the first PWG DVD that I ever bought, and I did so thanks largely to the trailer. I link to the trailers for these shows normally as a way for you and I to start on somewhat equal footing; if you don’t watch the show, you can at least grab clips of some of the salient moments and have them in mind as you read. This time, I feel it’s important that you watch this trailer first, so you can understand the kind of card that finally convinced me to give PWG a real try.
I actually don’t have a strong memory of watching this show, however. I think, even this early on, I found it very difficult to sit down and watch a full PWG show from start to finish. This would much later turn out to be a familiar symptom of then-undiagnosed ADHD, as I alluded to in the introductory post to this series. Today, I’m hepped up on goofballs and my body is indeed ready!
The RockNES Monsters vs Unbreakable F’N Machines (Brian Cage & Michael Elgin)
Ah, crap. I’ve made my feelings clear about most of these guys so far in previous reviews, so adding a figure like Michael Elgin to the mix is unlikely to take away from any bad lingering feelings. Now, I must be honest, I was a HUGE Elgin fan in 2013. After seeing him squash dudes on Ring of Honor’s new weekly TV show (which I had to DVR as it aired late on a Saturday in my eastern Canadian town) and getting way into his presentation, I was a full-fledged Elgin homer and utterly convinced he could be The Guy in ROH, and maybe even beyond that. It took many a year before I was able to shake that notion but, ten years ago, the sickness was upon me. We all have our missed calls.
Thankfully, in the nearly 2 years since the date of the last show I covered, the RockNES Monsters have turned heel, so I no longer have to try and imagine them as an act people like and are excited to see. What’s more, since the last PWG tag match featuring RockNES and Brian Cage in this article series, they’re more appropriately placed at the very beginning of a card, where their antics are better suited. However, the fact that this match is 12 minutes belies the entire problem behind it: Cage and Elgin, two of the biggest dudes on the entire roster, should eat these dorks alive, but for some reason, they don’t; in fact, them not rolling Johnnys Yuma and Goodtime into little balls and chewing them up like gum kinda makes the Machines seem worse. The funniest example of this is Brian Cage playing face-in-peril, an inherently silly idea involving the baffling visual of Cage getting pushed around by men who look to be at least 100 pounds lighter than him. By the time that the finishing sequence kicks in (which isn’t bad, for what it’s worth), I was left asking, “What was stopping you from doing that ten minutes ago?”
I put most of the blame on Cage, whose problem (to this very day) is that he seems to want to be every kind of wrestler at the same time. While I understand this desire to a point (I also play wrestling video games), it makes me wonder about the parallel universes in which either Cage didn’t balloon himself up and just stuck to Getting His Shit In (a la his mentor, Kanyon, but not as good), or where he committed to the bulk-up and wrestled like a dude his size. Again, this is exactly where these guys should be on the card, and the ensuing match isn’t offensive, but it’s still not for me. **1/2
Kyle O’Reilly vs Davey Richards
We press fast forward from Steen Wolf on both Kyle O’Reilly and Adam Cole tonight, and find them both on different footing. Here, Kyle is coming in as an ROH Tag Team Champion, having established the (still-running) team of reDRagon with Bobby Fish, and has begun to break out in PWG thanks to leaning into his comedic sensibilities. Of course, the DR in reDRagon is back again and, thankfully, seems to have adapted himself better to the PWG atmosphere, albeit in something of an overcorrection.
Y’see, as much as PWG is a lighter atmosphere and leaves plenty of room for “shenanigans,” it feels out-of-place to have these two guys (more so Davey) peppering comedy spots into the more straight-laced kind of match they end up having. After seeing Davey bulldoze his way through his kind of match previously, it feels like a “Happy now?” kind of concession. As such, the comedy spots (usually involving hip gyrations and an extended got-your-leg bit) comes off a bit broad and forced. I chuckled more at the Reseda crowd imitating the “shhh” exhalations that both men do than anything either of them did to get a chuckle.
The match itself is fine; it builds to a good final stretch, but it also feels like both of them are in first gear for everything beforehand. Not a lot feels quite as snappy or immediate as I know either of them can be, save for a moment where Davey catches Kyle with a buzzsaw kick after the latter misses a sweep, and it makes an unearthly sound I was wholly unprepared for. Davey is very much looking to put over his student in a big way here, and taps immediately to a cross arm-breaker before putting him over on the mic afterward. I expected a bit more, but I’m beginning to think that my expectations for PWG Davey are too high. ***
DojoBros vs F.I.S.T. (Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano)
(I know that’s not their name here shut up)
White-hot indie wrestling superstar Johnny Gargano* makes his first appearance along with three other PWG regulars, and they have a kick-ass match.
I want to contrast this match with the one preceding it, because it really struck me how much better this match is, both in general and at incorporating comedic elements without feeling like it’s trying too hard. The master of this, of course, is Chuckie T, who is on top form here. Really, this match is something of a time capsule for Chuck, as I feel it can be all too easy to forget just how great he was, especially in the wake of his significantly reduced role in All Elite Wrestling. The fact is, Chuck was a sneaky good athlete among many others in the indie wrestling landscape, but could also effortlessly add personality and charm to anything he did (a la Kevin Steen). Whether it’s blocking chops from Eddie Edwards by putting a sweater on and laughing in his face about it, or following up a tope by picking up a commentary mic and declaring that he is “eatin’ pussy and kickin’ ass,” the guy is just the greatest. Chuck Taylor in the 2010’s is one of the most underrated American wrestlers of his time.
Chuck and Johnny, already an accomplished team in CHIKARA, slot into a babyface role against the DojoBros by virtue of them both wrestling like faces, and Chuck being too damn likable. However, much like Chuckie T, Roddy and Eddie also seem plenty at home spicing up their usual presentation with some fun additions (ie. Eddie getting fans to Irish whip him into a dropkick, Roddy chopping Chuck in the cock). They both seem to have a much easier time than someone like Davey Richards at letting their hair down and going for a few laughs, without it feeling conciliatory or showy.
The match is great fun with these four and genuinely captivating by the end with a couple of solid near-falls. Put this right up there with KOW vs The Bucks as the best tag match I’ve seen on the series so far. ***3/4
(*Referring to him as “white hot indie wrestling superstar Johnny Gargano” is an in-joke that my buddy John and I bring up now and again, as the amount of times he was referred to as something resembling this around this time became parodical)
Kevin Steen vs Drake Younger
This is a first-time meeting between these guys, and my first look at Younger in general. He is, of course, one of the many unpleasant modern-day individuals one will run across during a PWG watch, so I tried to put that out of my mind as much as possible in assessing him here. Being that he was a long-time wrestler for places like CZW and IWA-MS and with a penchant for deathmatches, Drake is a huge blind spot for me, but I remember he was always spoken of fondly by fans at the time. What struck me immediately is how in-shape he is; maybe it’s bias on my part, but to look at Younger here, he doesn’t fit the stereotypical look of a deathmatch wrestler (although that wasn’t his sole calling card). He’s shredded here, physically speaking, and he’s damn spritely on his feet, which make up for what I saw as a lack of personality.
Someone who doesn’t have a lack of charisma is Kevin Steen, who is On One in this match. Steen starts out early in antagonizing the crowd, mocking the ones chanting “We can’t see” when he and Younger brawl on the floor. He gets into it with a couple of particular fans, and the first five minutes are just him riffing and being an ornery SOB. Sometimes, Steen’s heel work can feel a bit ho-hum for me, but it was much appreciated here to make up for Younger’s less dynamic approach.
However, once the bombs start flying, I began to see what Younger brought to PWG: Being willing to take huge amounts of punishment. There are many head drop suplexes that are certainly par for the course in this environment, but less so is a trio of powerbombs Steen delivers to Younger across various parts of the floor and ring. This is soon topped by Younger delivering a sit-out Death Valley Driver to Steen off the apron onto a cadre of chairs. As commentators Excalibur and Chuck Taylor cackled with glee at the violence, I was beside myself in disbelief that these guys were doing these kinds of bumps here. The first half set me up for what I thought would be an average match, but these guys knew how and when to turn up the heat. ***1/2
The Young Bucks vs AR Fox & Samuray del Sol
Of course, this was the match that sold me on this show. This actually isn’t THE Samuray del Sol PWG match that captivated the internet in 2013, that being the tag with Fox against Ricochet & Rich Swann at that year’s All-Star Weekend, but I think my rationale for buying this one is that is was a one-off show, and I didn’t want to feel “pressured” to buy a 2-night event.
Samuray del Sol had something of a moment in 2013, as a clip of him and Ricochet went viral (in wrestling circles) early that year, and it seemed like he could be in position to be the next super-hot indie star thanks to his flashy offense and cool look. He also drew quick comparisons to Rey Mysterio at the time and it seemed like we could be seeing the takeoff of the second coming of him in SDS. 10 years later and with the benefit of hindsight, I was not as impressed as I figured I should be here. SDS would go on soon after this to NXT as Kalisto, where he would enjoy a decent little career, but never quite to the level of “Mysterio 2.0.” Really, for as visually exciting as SDS is here, he doesn’t have the physical charisma that a masked wrestler really needs to get to that vaunted Mysterio level. He isn’t as expressive with his body as he should be, so when he isn’t moving or diving or hitting, he’s just kinda there.
The real star of this match, however, is AR Fox. As it should be, since Fox would be the one sticking around afterward, so no sense in putting too much shine on SDS. Beyond that, Fox outshines SDS simply in being a more engaging performer, based on how well he plays face-in-peril during the Bucks’ heat segment and how much better he is at selling. Commentary also puts him over in a big way (save for when Excalibur calls him on a “lackadaisical” rolling elbow that he likens to a Michael Jackson dance routine). Now, neither he nor SDS are very engaging as personalities overall, which leads to the problem inherent in a Young Bucks heel match where you need to be an engaging babyface foil in order for the match to really work. There are so many fun spots and sequences, but it really is more of a stunt show than anything else. ***1/2
Adam Cole (c) vs Sami Callihan [60-Minute Iron Man Match for the PWG World Championship]
One of two matches that I wrote “Hoo boy” as my first note.
An Iron Man match, no matter who is involved or where, can be a tough sell to even the most seasoned wrestling viewer, and doubly so for the full 60-minute variant. Truth be told, I put off this article for a while knowing that this was the main event, both due to the guaranteed length and the fact that I’m no great fan of either of these guys. I’m less familiar with Callihan (another CZW alumnus), but I’ve seen enough of him and Cole by now that I know I’m not interested. As well, the show to this point was in need of one more match to teeter my opinion on it one way or the other, so a lot (relatively speaking) was riding on this one.
The smartest thing these guys decided to do was to eschew the type of match people think of when they hear “Iron Man match”. As neither Cole nor Callihan are necessarily known as A+ grapplers, they decided to instead tell a more sports-entertainment type of story in the ring and, for what it’s worth, I think it kinda worked. They managed to pull off a 60-minute match that was not as boring nor indulgent as it could have been, and smartly used broad story beats to keep the audience engaged in what was going to happen next. This is really a lot closer to the John Cena/Randy Orton Iron Man match from 2009 than any of the like you’d expect to see on a workrate-focused indie, and it’s all the better for it.
After a hot start for Callihan, heel champion Cole (now truly in his era by debuting his trademark smarmy bad guy character throughout the American independents) gets 3 falls up on the challenger in quick succession, and uses this to milk the ensuing minutes for all they’re worth. There’s a thread in the first half where Cole works over Callihan’s legs and they get a fair amount out of it, with an admirable bit of selling occurring when Callihan goes for a springboard after several Figure Four Leglocks, and his knee gives out. Cole then tries to take advantage of Callihan’s bad legs by cheesing a count-out win, but Callihan rallies back to tap out Cole twice in a row, and then gain two more falls in a roll-up battle, putting Cole on the back foot. The first half of this is very wisely laid out and is fairly engaging.
Then we get to the second half, and we enter into a less-focused period, where both men gain near-falls off big moves and mainly sell their exhaustion. At some point, they basically throw selling limbs out of the way, and it’s just trading big moves with equally big pauses in between. It’s this second half where I was especially grateful for Kevin Steen on commentary, who gets some genuine laughs from some of his observations and helps to distract from the more languid pacing. Eventually, we move into the indie-riffic no-sell portion of the match near the back quarter, which is harder to believe than usual since both guys have been wrestling for 45-50 minutes, and should be more susceptible to big moves/finishers. This feels like an easy story to tell compared to the beats in the first half, and as such is easily the least-engaging section of this. In a neat callback to earlier, Cole rolls up Callihan to gain the lead, and then tries to run away in the remaining minutes. Callihan captures Cole in a horse-collar leg lock, but Cole outlasts the countdown to win the match.
I wouldn’t say that I like this match especially, but I do respect it. I appreciate that these two guys in particular decided not to put on a wrestling clinic, and instead layered up the match with gaga wrestling bullshit that allowed them to keep people’s attention in the long-term. As I said, I think it mostly works, except when they run out of ideas before the end sequence. I am pleasantly surprised that I didn’t really dislike this at all. ***1/2
Sami gets a farewell send-off from the locker room after the match, as he is bound for an ill-fated NXT run. It’s a bit darkly humorous knowing what he’s going off to, but it is sweet in its own way to see Steen and co. see him off.
Speaking of Kevin Steen, here’s three quotes from him on commentary that I had to include:
- “Heavy breathing goes along with dick sucking in my house”
- “[Cole] looks like Lucky Cannon”
- [Cole shushes crowd] “You’re an asshole!”
Shelf Status
On paper, I did not have high hopes for this one, but surprisingly, I think I’ll be hanging on to this. Despite the lackluster opening matches, the show finds it groove by match 3 and is a lot of fun in the middle. The main event, while not something I’d regularly return to, is pretty well done for what it’s trying to do. This is the most efficient use of a card so far in PWG, and is good and lean, especially if you don’t stick around for the Iron Man Match. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one, that is indeed Shelf Worthy.
(This is not a sponsored article. PWG physical media is available on their website, although this show is currently sold out. You can also stream it digitally on High Spots Network.)
Next time, we’re staying in 2013 for our first double-shot event…