2023 Year-End Awards

Well, here it is. It’s taken me a while to put my thoughts together on wrestling in 2023, both because there’s a lot to think about, and for more personal reasons. If you’ve read my previous list, which you can find HERE, you’ll notice structural differences; as someone who values symmetry and metadata, it was not easy to admit defeat on my original formula of the MOTY post, but let me tell you why it looks different this year.

I have chosen to excise three categories that I had last year, two of those being Promotion of the Year and Tag Team of the Year. First, I don’t think any of the promotions that I watched this year had an output worth wholeheartedly celebrating. WWE’s product had a better showing than normal, but it’s WWE and I’m never going to feel like they’re the best of anybody when it comes to wrestling. AEW still offers strong matches and the occasional good storyline, but this was one of their weakest years creatively so far. ROH is mostly a joke, NJPW limps along, and while my live experience with it was fun, Impact/TNA mostly held at around “pretty good;” really, they’re probably my vote for POTY, but like with everywhere else, I just wasn’t feeling it.

Ditto not feeling it for Tag Team of the Year. There were barely any tag matches in my thread of ****+ matches from the year, and the ones that were on it involved teams that I don’t think were “the best” by any metric. This would have been a great year for me to finally get around to watching more Astronauts matches, but honestly, the ones I saw from them did not live up to the monstrous hype I’ve seen. Sorry.

Double ditto for Show of the Year. I dunno, man, I can’t remember all this shit. Pick one of the AEW PPVs that show up more than once on the list, or that really good Collision from December. Whatever.

These omissions are indicative of a larger problem I’m feeling right now with my own wrestling fandom, which is the feeling that I’m not doing enough as a writer or as someone with thoughts and opinions. This is a great time to be reading and seeking out great wrestling writers; if you look in the right place, you’ll find no end to talented and passionate voices worldwide covering every inch of the wrestling spectrum, whether its individual match reviews from modern-day or any time in the past, to written full-length articles and thinkpieces (not to mention the ongoing dearth of wrestling podcasts).

I wish that the amount of great writing we’re seeing about wrestling right now was firing me up, but it just makes me feel obsolete. If I might indulge in a little self-pity, one of the reasons that it’s taken me so long to write this up is my continued grappling with the feeling that my writing is not good enough. I simply don’t have the ability to keep up with every wrestling promotion, including those from the past 50 years I’ve yet to watch, and hold opinions on all of them that are both interesting or of any use. In many ways, I’m the exact opposite of the wrestlers that I look up to and admire: When the going gets tough, I don’t fire up or reach down deep to carry on; instead, I freeze, I submit, I accept my limitations and let them bury me. I could keep going, but ultimately, this piece isn’t about me, and it’s all the better for that fact.

Here we go.

MVPs of 2023

Athena

Doomed to a cursed existence on a go-nowhere show, the ROH Women’s World Champion is one of several major examples this year of a wrestler switching up their style and entering their career run. Although the heel turn happened in late 2022, it was in 2023 that Athena became a featured attraction of the ROH show, usually involving her kicking the shit out of a jobber and just being the biggest asshole you’ve ever seen. Virtually the only reason to follow the weekly offering is to see Athena batter another ham-and-egger in between more notable defenses against the likes of Yuka Sakazaki and Willow Nightingale. I wasn’t personally all that into her story with Billie Starkz, but the point is that it was a story that one could follow over an extended period of time, which ROH sorely needs. I’m hopeful that Athena’s good work will be seen by more people in 2024, which unfortunately seems to only be possible if she leaves ROH post-haste.

Jox Moxley

The Ace of AEW. In a company that has begun to swing wildly between extremes of how to make a wrestling TV show, Mox is the steady heartbeat when it comes to everything that makes a pro wrestler cool and good and interesting. His in-ring work is still incredibly strong, he can cut a motherfucker of a promo, he still has name value across the world, and he can be plugged in anywhere to give a story or opponent instant credibility. This year was not as outstanding as others that he’s had since coming to AEW, but it still featured stand-out performances and some excellent put-overs of the guys who needed/deserved it. That’s my Mox.

Samoa Joe

Is he as good as he used to be? No. Is he still one of the best guys around? Hell yeah. I’m so happy to be living in a world where one of my top 10 wrestlers of all time is not only healthy enough to wrestle at something even resembling his all-time work, but still has enough value to be the world champion of the second-biggest North American wrestling promotion. Joe does what he does and, if you combine him with the right ingredients (ie. Darby Allin, MJF), he can still put out something really special. Hail to the king, baby.

Christian Cage

If you want to talk about career runs in AEW or wrestling in general, take a look at Christian Cage’s year. Cage is a guy who I’ve always known to be good, and you certainly hear no end of fans and wrestlers talking him up as the most underrated talent or what-have-you, but very little of what he did viscerally clicked with me until this year. In between tremendous PPV matches with the likes of Darby Allin, Cage’s character of The Patriarch is simply the most compelling he has ever been as a personality. It’s the combination of the obviously outrageous things he says to his opponents mixed with the patience of a veteran that has made him truly effective as a heel performer. He’s not like others in the wrestling landscape who simultaneously want to be the heel but also the coolest and funniest character on the card; instead, Cage’s performance communicates that he is not dependent on fan reaction, which paradoxically has made him more beloved as a heel (as weird as that is to say). AEW has been the land of second chances for a lot of older wrestlers, and Christian may just be the one that this observation is the most true for.

Eddie Kingston

Speaking of second chances. Eddie’s surprise appearance on a 2020 Dynamite to fight Cody Rhodes seemed like a beautiful fluke, something that was too cool to be made anything of and would only exist as a trivia answer afterward. Fast forward 3 years and Eddie is a top guy in three promotions simultaneously with the belts to show for it, and seemingly everywhere you look online, his self-evident greatness is finally being acknowledged. It’s no longer just us CHIKARA freaks that are telling all of our friends to check out a promo on YouTube because “It’s really good, I swear,” but audiences of thousands and viewer in the millions are seeing those promos and matches for themselves and finally getting it. One of the biggest myths about professional wrestling is that it is a meritocracy, that the cream always rises to the top and every worthy performer will get what they deserve if they work hard and be themselves. Like the best performers in the industry before him, Eddie Kingston makes you believe in that lie, because if there wasn’t some kind of truth to it, he surely wouldn’t be here.

Wrestler of the Year

Bryan Danielson

This one was almost Eddie Kingston but, after Worlds End and in thinking on it further, it couldn’t be anybody else but the greatest wrestler alive.

Kingston certainly instilled the most passion in me in 2023 and had some whopper matches, but this year was the one where the case for Danielson as the GOAT came together for me. This is certainly a case that can be, and has been, more extensively put together already, but for my money, there is no one better at representing the type of pro wrestling that I like best than Danielson. Now into his fourth decade as an active wrestler, Danielson’s true affection and respect for pro wrestling is on display in every match that he has and I consider myself lucky that I am alive at the same time that he is on weekly TV.

There are the big hits of the year for Danielson, from the Iron Man Match with MJF (that I am the low man on but was still good) to his feud with Ricky Starks and the Continental Classic, but what really shows me how valuable of a talent Danielson is, and has always been, is the effort put into matches that he could easily coast on (see his TV matches against Bandido, Timothy Thatcher, Swerve Strickland, Starks, and Rush as evidence). As we begin to wind down the career of the American Dragon, he is still going with every fiber in his being; not just to prove that he can, but to make his own case as the best wrestler in the world today.

Who am I to disagree?

Match of the Year

Honorable Mentions

I kept track of all of the matches I personally rated 4 stars or higher through a Twitter thread, which you can find HERE. I rated a lot of matches 4 stars, so here’s a link to a screen cap of all of them, all of them really good matches that are worth checking out:

Now, the actual honorable mentions.

Kenny Omega vs Will Ospreay, NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 17
– The less annoying match that these two had in 2023. The New Japan presentation of the match seemed to be the missing piece in making this something that I could get invested in, and I’m always down for a story involving Ospreay eating shit.

Syuri vs Chihiro Hashimoto, STARDOM All Star Grand Queendom
– I’ve written in past columns about how STARDOM’s in-house style doesn’t really work for me, but this match is the happy exception. Hashimoto especially is one that I will be keeping my eye on, as I’m a big fan of her power game.

Titan vs El Desperado, NJPW Best of the Super Juniors Night 11
– Big Match Titan does it again in another great year for him in the tournament.

Master Wato vs Titan, NJPW Best of the Super Juniors Final
– The Wato experiment finally pays off in a good tournament run and a superb final that made it feel like he earned it, even over the superior Titan.

Athena vs Willow Nightingale, ROH Death Before Dishonor
– Athena’s crown jewel of the year. It maybe should have been the place for her to drop the damn thing, but considering that she managed to parlay this into a feud with Billie Starkz that basically single-handedly powered ROH through the rest of the year, it is what it is. Great match all the same.

Tetsuya Naito vs Will Ospreay, NJPW G1 Climax 33 Night 18
– Although I don’t particularly like either of them, this one is pretty undeniable as a big-time main event.

Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita, AEW All Out
– Takeshita with a star-making performance here against Omega, or at least, what SHOULD be a star-making performance (more on AEW’s ability to do that later).

Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley, AEW All Out
– Although the title run afterward was unceremoniously derailed, Mox bringing the killer out of Orange was incredibly fun and further solidified Cassidy as someone worth getting behind.

Swerve Strickland vs Hangman Page, AEW WrestleDream
– A very strong match between these two establishing their chemistry and the dramatic stakes to come.

Christian Cage vs Darby Allin, AEW WrestleDream
– Darby Allin once again kills himself in a bell-to-bell whopper of a match. Christian’s strongest match of the year in a period of terrific performances.

Christian Cage vs Bryan Danielson, AEW Collision 10/14
– Two of the best wrestlers in the world getting time to do their thing, and surprise, it really works.

Bryan Danielson vs Eddie Kingston, AEW Collision 12/2
– In what would become a two-part story, Danielson humiliates Eddie, but in turn, gives him what he needs: A reason to prove him wrong.

Jon Moxley vs Eddie Kingston, AEW Worlds End
– The finals of the Continental Classic delivered, save for a weird patch in the middle. I was ready to LOVE the match, but I’ll settle for really, really, really like.

10

TIE: Keiji Muto vs Masahiro Chono, Pro Wrestling NOAH Keiji Muto Grand Final Pro-Wrestling “Last” Love Hold Out/Rey Mysterio vs Dominik Mysterio, Wrestlemania 39 Night 1 (****)

I don’t necessarily like to do a tie in a top 10 list because it risks looking like a cheat, but consider this double entry at #10 the spot for wonderful pro wrestling bullshit. As expected, Keiji Muto’s retirement tour was a blowout, months-long affair that was easy to snicker and roll one’s eyes at, but the culmination of it after his final(?) match against Tetsuya Naito brought a tear to my eye. I’m not even the most knowledgeable about classic Japanese wrestling, but I understood the significance of Muto beckoning the long-retired Masa Chono into the ring for one last scrap, two of NJPW’s original Three Musketeers calling it in the ring to the delight of everyone. I loved seeing Chono immediately lock back into wrestling mode and, although his body can never be what it once was, it proved that old habits really do die hard. 1 minute and 37 seconds of nothing hurting and pro wrestling being the best.

Similarly, if we’re talking about the most fun I had watching WWE this year, nothing can beat the father vs son match at Wrestlemania. From true top to bottom, I was glued to the screen and laughing my guts out at the absurdity and the size of it all. From Dominik entering the arena in chains looking like a giant-sized version of his father, to Rey (in a Muto tribute mask) entering with Snoop Dogg in a low rider to “Nothin But a G Thang/Viva La Raza/Booyaka 619,” to the goddamn Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot presiding over this “heated rivalry,” it was impossible for me to scoff at what I was seeing. It was just too ridiculous, too much, too wrestling. I initially underrated this match because it’s not all that great in-ring, but when you’ve got spots where Rey Mysterio whips his large adult son with a belt set to the jubilant cries of Michael Cole on commentary, who gives a shit? More nonsense, please!

9

Eddie Kingston vs Tomohiro Ishii, NJPW G1 Climax 33 Night 8 (****1/2)

I like Tomohiro Ishii. Emphasis on like. Since NJPW’s big renaissance at the start of the 2010s and into today, Ishii seems to be one of the folk heroes of the smart wrestling fan. He can be plugged in anywhere, in any promotion, at any position on the card, and be taken seriously as a threat. He’s a stout man with a serious face who hits hard and expects you to hit him hard. With the right opponent, his matches are goddamn amazing, but I find that, too often, a lot of wrestlers want to wrestle Ishii as Ishii, going blow-for-blow until someone falls over. That approach to the Ishii match has held limited appeal for me, and I find it actively boring when you have a hoss du jour in the NJPW orbit try and out-tough the Stone Pitbull. Whether they win or lose, it just kinda looks like a guy hitting a guy until one of them falls down, for some reason.

Enter Eddie Kingston.

Eddie is of a similar cut to a wrestler like Ishii, filled to the brim with grit and determination, ready to hit you hard and drop you with a devastating suplex. However, what Eddie gets (and what Ishii gets, too) is that for a match where two of these wrestlers hit each other, something has to give. Fighting Tomohiro Ishii is a struggle, and there’s no one on Earth that conveys struggle in professional wrestling better than Eddie Kingston.

This G1 meeting between the two has all of the bombs you’d expect from them, but unlike your more run-of-the-mill roughnecks, Eddie knows how to make the fight seem like climbing a mountain. Eddie’s plans get thwarted, he gets hit hard, and you can practically feel it in every grimace and gasp coming from him. Then, when Eddie starts to gain ground and his big hits begin to register, you can feel the tide turning in his performance as he gains confidence, is able to bypass his pain, and bring the fight to the Stone Pitbull. Even though he doesn’t win here, he never once looked out of his depth.

Eddie has the Tomohiro Ishii match and reminds me of how great that match can be.

8

Bryan Danielson vs Eddie Kingston, AEW New Year’s Smash (****1/2)

He should have killed him when he had the chance.

Eddie Kingston gets a shot at redemption in the Blue League block final of the Continental Classic, both by winning the block itself and in defeating the man who seemingly proved his status as a loser, Bryan Danielson.

Although I’m aware of people who dislike Eddie Kingston (I’m even friends with them), I simply cannot understand this thought process. Ever since I saw him cutting promos in the back room of a church hall, he had me. Whether he was a crazed heel or a downtrodden babyface, I recognized something that felt not just real in him, but that felt true-to-life. Eddie has made no bones about using aspects of his own life in some of his most notable and fieriest promos, but wrestling is, after all, a performance. It’s good business for Eddie to portray himself as a working-class hero because it’s what gets people like me to invest in him, in every sense. Does it matter if him talking about struggling with alcohol, drugs, gangs, and mental illness is 100% true? Not here, not in wrestling. As long as it feels true, nothing else should matter, and Eddie’s win here against Danielson feels TRUE.

As established in their first meeting, Danielson (the greatest wrestler alive today) didn’t just defeat Eddie, but he humiliated him. The infamous photo of Danielson holding up a sign declaring “Eddie Is A Bum” seemed to be burying Eddie six feet deep after racking up a seemingly insurmountable points deficit in the C2. Eddie had his shot against the GOAT and he blew it, like he always does…right?

Really, this win against Danielson in their block final rematch feels like even more of an accomplishment than the tournament final itself. Jon Moxley was an obstacle for Eddie that he had yet to surmount, yes, but the momentum was on his side by then. You can’t just put Eddie Kingston in the finals of a tournament, THIS tournament, and have him lose, this isn’t McMahon-land. In this match, it was not at all a done deal (at least, not to me) that Eddie winning was the play, and seeing him pin the guy clean in the ring after an absolutely phenomenal match still feels cathartic.

Just as in his match with Ishii, Eddie brings his A-game against someone who is one of the most gifted performers of his time and of all times (apologies for the hyperbole, but I’m starting to feel it as I write this). The struggle of trying to find a way to beat Danielson feels so gritty and tough as Eddie is physically dissected by someone who is 10 times the technician he is. But, a wonderful moment in the middle of the match where Eddie and Bryan let the action breathe, almost willing the crowd to their feet in support of Kingston, is the tip-off to the momentum I mentioned earlier.

He can win. He will win.

It’s a superb match for professional wrestling television, only hindered by the fact that its enjoyment lies in the long-term story; not exactly a casual throw-it-on match unless you’ve been through the whole thing. The post-match promo with Eddie and Mox is the icing on the cake, capturing his entire appeal in one sentence:

“I hate myself more than anyone else, but on Saturday, the king of the bums is gonna push you…I’m gonna bust you up and enjoy it.”

7

CM Punk vs Samoa Joe, AEW All In (****1/4)

Yes, this match is a bit lower in star rating than the ones before it, but it’s special to me beyond what stars can tell.

CM Punk’s return to wrestling has been a mixed blessing for fans like me. As with life, you take the good with the bad, and you either reach a breaking point with a singularly frustrating performer, or you ride the ride accepting that, someday, enough may be enough. All In was a tough one for myself and other Punk fans, as it was not only another eye-rolling case of Punk “doing his thing,” but it led to his firm departure from AEW and back into the fold with WWE, in one of the most bitter pills I’ve had to swallow as a fan. It was wilting to read to my friends that Punk and Jack Perry had come to a confrontation backstage, knowing that not only was this probably the last straw, but that once again, it was surely his own fault.

At least this time, he left us with one more for the record books.

Having re-watched the Punk/Joe series from Ring of Honor last year, I couldn’t have been more excited when they met up in July as part of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament. At the time, I justified the less-than-stellar match followed by a roll-up finish, saying that it was better than nothing after all these years. They seemed to both still have it in the ring and worked together just as well as they always did, just under less-than-ideal conditions.

Now, with the asterisks off, with a PPV amount of time and the biggest wrestling crowd in the world, Punk/Joe V (the real final chapter) delighted me to no end. Punk knows his role in a fight like this, sticking and moving with whatever offense he can muster, in between getting absolutely wasted by Joe, still as believable a bad-ass as he was two decades ago. What’s more, both are able to play off of Punk’s acidic reputation beautifully, with Joe being practically beloved amidst Punk’s mixed-but-heated reactions. The Hogan sequence into the kickout-at-one was just beautiful stuff.

Perhaps best of all, Joe and Punk are able to contain everything one could love about their past encounters into such a compact package. At 14:00 exactly, these two give you everything you could want, no matter how you feel about CM Punk. Yes, he wins, but after being busted open, powerbombed through a table the wrong way, and basically having had a piece of his ass torn off by Joe.

I so wish that Joe/Punk IV didn’t exist, as this feels like a perfect one-more-time coda to everything they had done before. For 14 minutes, and in front of the entire wrestling world, CM Punk and Samoa Joe didn’t just play the hits for the oldheads like me, but they made fans of every generation realize why they are remembered so fondly.

6

Fuminori Abe vs Takuya Nomura, KTDan We Are The Fighting Detectives (****1/2)

I said earlier that the Astronauts’ tag team matches have yet to impress me in the way that it has all of the taste-makers that I keep up with online. That’s not to say that the two men behind Astronauts haven’t impressed me; quite the opposite, in fact.

This was another match that was hyped up beyond belief after it happened, to the point where I felt I had to see it. At just a smidge under 20 minutes, it certainly doesn’t waste your time, and its greatest strength lies in something I’ve spoken about before: It feels real.

More than any other match on this list, I’ve never been more convinced that two individuals want to win a professional wrestling match by any means necessary. Abe and Nomura, despite being friends and tag partners, absolutely beat the shit out of one another with grimace-worthy fists, kicks, and close submission holds. It practically crosses into shoot-fight territory and evoked reactions from me that not a lot of matches are able to get today. I’m almost getting a sympathetic headache right now just recalling everything in the match. It’s certainly no must-see for any of those on Twitter hand-wringing about safety in wrestling, but its opposition to mainstream wrestling today is precisely why I regard it so fondly.

In a year where the main story of a major wrestling company orbited around the histrionics and screaming-to-the-cheap-seats motivations of two “brochachos,” I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to see two friends have a wrestling match with each other, hit each other very hard, and still be friends by the end. Wrestling in the internet age is often in danger of being thought to death in how things make sense, or how actions of fictional characters do or do not adhere to logic. Really, wrestling is not meant to stand up to that level of scrutiny. Wrestling is not something to be intellectualized like a mathematical equation or an intricately-written novel; sometimes it can be, but it demands to be felt more than anything.

This match, despite all of the hype and everything I seem to be missing about the men in it, made me feel its importance. It made sense because it made sense to them. That’s all I need; really, all I ever needed.

5

Jay White vs Eddie Kingston, NJPW Battle in the Valley (****1/2)

What I value in a professional wrestling match is when the people can make it feel like a real fight, or at least, a convincing simulacrum. In Jay White’s last NJPW match (to date), he and Eddie Kingston put on what I feel is the most underrated match of the year doing just that.

Just as Kingston is the master of selling in a way that makes things feel real, White has perfected his own manner of realism, which is that sometimes, he just refuses to get hit by your move. It’s a tasty sauce that can be overused if relied on too much, but combined with Eddie’s approach to a match, it makes for a fight that is easily the most impressed I’ve been by White in a long time. White is right at home cowering and running away, only getting hit if he has to, which is the perfect combo for a wrestler like Eddie who enjoys the pain and suffering of it all. I was certainly looking forward to this one before it began for the sheer novelty, but I got wrapped up in it by the end.

I have a bit less to say about this than the others, but my love for it is as strong as it was earlier in the year. In a year with several good performances, Jay’s final hour in New Japan was the best that I saw out of him.

4

Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland, AEW Full Gear (****1/2)

Sweet, beautiful violence.

After not only surviving TEXAS DEATH against Jox Moxley but reaffirming the match as his own in AEW, Hangman Page confronts the up-and-coming Swerve Strickland with imperfect courage and is found wanting.

Although I’m ranking this one lower than the one that came before it (spoilers), it is of no fault on this match’s part; in fact, there’s a couple of things about this version of TEXAS DEATH that I like better than the one from the beginning of the year. First, the ideas for violence in this one belie Swerve’s ability to reach outside the wrestling bubble and pick up cool things from elsewhere that can totally work, like the stapling of his own body that feels straight out of a horror movie, or the few comedic moments involving Prince Nana that break up the bloodbath with a bit of levity.

Also, and this is also not a fault on either match, Swerve just makes more sense as a guy who can benefit from a victory like this. As I will get into in the next entry, TEXAS DEATH was another in a line of moments and matches intended to make Hangman Page a star. By now, it’s getting to be a bit old that the former world champion has to prove himself yet again. Here, however, Swerve is where Hangman was years ago: He DOES need this win and the convincing display that he belongs at the top of the card. Man, did he deliver.

It says something that, of the two of them, this iteration of TEXAS DEATH reached out to fans outside of the AEW bubble, and struck a chord even with people who don’t enjoy this level of violence in wrestling (at least, judging by the reactions following it). Hangman and Swerve are two of AEW’s biggest assets as performers right now, and it feels so good when management sees what we all have noticed in guys like them.

3

Hangman Page vs Jon Moxley, AEW Revolution (****1/2)

The blueprint of what came after and, once again, a seemingly can’t-miss opportunity to elevate a great talent is taken to its fullest potential by the company’s Ace.

This is one of a couple of notable matches Jon Moxley had in 2023 where he made the guy against him look better than when he came in; however, instead of a small duo of matches that sought to elevate a mid-card talent into a more solidified station (Orange Cassidy), his series of matches with Hangman looked to put the latter onto the same level as the multi-time world champion and even, in this case, in greater standing. A good aim, noble even, and although the follow-through wasn’t there for him, Hangman came through in the clutch with a believable and grisly performance here.

I had a bit of a hard time figuring out which of the big, violent TEXAS DEATH fights I would put above the other, but I ultimately give the slight edge to this one because of its status as the match in 2023 that helped to solidify Hangman, but also as one with a slightly better lead-in and one that felt a bit simpler in its intent, which I personally prefer.

Unlike the Hangman/Swerve match that swung a bit too close to the more soapy aspects of wrestling drama, this one had a bit more of a bare bones approach to a wrestling rivalry (aided by a legitimate and, thankfully, non-serious injury). Over the course of several months, it felt like Moxley needed to assert himself as Page’s superior in every sense that meant anything to him, but damn it, those cowboy guts just wouldn’t let Hangman give up unless he was made to. Enter TEXAS DEATH, a stipulation that Hangman couldn’t flash-pin his way out of and that would require all of the heart that he could muster to accomplish.

It’s as violent as North American televised pro wrestling gets and has spots that easily rival the Swerve match, including a better-looking hanging spot. I remember watching and re-watching the match when it happened and I felt an incredible surge of adrenaline once it got down to the final few minutes where Hangman, face covered in blood, asserted himself over the alpha dog of AEW, causing Moxley to tap out, a feat that actually means something. Through the match and the result, Hangman once again found himself made into a star. It’s a shame that, for every attempt made to do so, it continues to not happen for him on that level.

TEXAS DEATH means something in AEW because of Hangman Page, Jon Moxley, and Swerve in 2023.

2

Bryan Danielson vs Ricky Starks, AEW All Out (****3/4)

This list ended up holding a quiet trilogy with a unifying theme of putting over the young guy. Hangman let Swerve beat him at his own game, just as Mox let Hanger do to him, but the difference in this match is that Ricky Starks did not beat Bryan Danielson, and yet, comes off as the biggest star of all three of his fellow up-and-comers.

The rise of Ricky Starks over the past few years, from a bright spot on NWA Powerrrrr to a featured role in the #2 North American company, has been so great to see. Starks is a guy that, as soon as you see him perform once, you understand that he gets it. He knows how to be a wrestler in a way that hearkens back to the classic ideal of that profession, while also adding a modern spin onto it. Unlike others around his age that wear their inspirations on their sleeve and practically scream at you to please get that they also like wrestling, Starks’ approach to character, promos, and matches feel like throwbacks to the classics in that they are also good without having to explain themselves. Starks isn’t trying to be every kind of wrestler all at once, he’s just being him and that’s why it works.

Now of course, Starks’ best match of the year was against Bryan Danielson, and while Bryan can take even clumsy oafs to their best match in a given year (and usually, his own worst), it takes two to tango in making a match truly click. Bryan’s generational talent can only take someone so far, which is why the contributions of Starks to making this match as great as it is can’t be overlooked.

Starks is so great at being the specific kind of asshole he has been playing for years now: He knows he belongs, so he doesn’t need anyone to tell him that he does or doesn’t. Even though a lot of this match is Starks taking the offense and punishing Danielson in ways you can only do in a strap match, it never feels out-of-place or unusual. Starks’ character is versatile enough that you believe him as someone who can bring the violence if so motivated, and you definitely believe him as someone that can piss off a guy like Danielson.

As good as Ricky is here on the offensive, once he gets what’s coming to him, it all comes together. Ricky eats so much shit at the hands of Danielson, but never betrays his own motivations by cowering or using any easy outs as a heel. He takes his shots, he screams and cries, but he looks all the better for standing toe-to-toe with Danielson and losing than he does in trying to chickenshit his way out (save for a welcome appearance by Big Bill). The level of violence in this match is not on the level of TEXAS DEATH, but the amount that Bryan bleeds and the sheer man-to-man brutality of it all does feel more visceral in a way, especially thanks to the horrendously loud slaps of the strap onto flesh. It all makes it feel less like a gimmick match done for no reason, and more like two dudes who can’t stand each other solving their problems through gratuitous violence.

The rest of Ricky’s year was hardly a failure, as I’ve enjoyed the team of he and Big Bill on its own merits, but it remains to be seen if Starks will be figured into a greater role going forward, as Hangman was meant to and Swerve seems destined for. The image of Starks passing out in Danielson’s choke feels like his Stone-Cold-at-Mania-13 moment, but that will only be true if the follow-up is there for him. Irrespective of whether that will come to pass or not, the only problem with this match is that I wish it were longer, and at a time when lackluster matches often get twice as long as they deserve, that is high praise coming from me.

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Bryan Danielson vs Zack Sabre Jr, AEW WrestleDream (*****)

“Holy shit.”
– Jon Moxley

Every year, every week, every time I open a file to watch a wrestling show or match, I want the wrestlers to “show me something.” I’m always on the lookout for the next greatest thing I’ve ever seen, which is what has driven me to seek out new wrestlers, new companies, and all of the stuff across wrestling’s history that I’ve never seen before. I yearn, I hunger for those matches and moments where nothing needs to be said, because you KNOW, know for a fact, a certainty, that you have just seen the best thing you’ve ever seen (so far).

This way is not THE way to watch wrestling, and honestly, can sometimes frustrate my ability to enjoy things. However, I can tell you that I wouldn’t have seen matches like Abe/Nomura if I hadn’t followed this way of thinking. I would never watch old wrestling if I wasn’t trying to find something great than I’ve never seen before. Really, I wouldn’t be the wrestling obsessive that I am if I wasn’t the person who had to find the next greatest thing ever in the things I enjoy. Lots of matches come close and that’s worth celebrating, but that pure perfection is often an ideal more than a fact.

And then it happens.

I was certainly excited for the long-awaited rematch between Bryan Danielson and Zack Sabre Jr, having been a fan of both of them for a long time, but even I didn’t think they could possibly hit that 5-star no-notes territory when I began to watch. 25 minutes later, I knew that the race was over and I had witnessed one of the best matches I’ve ever seen.

In case you couldn’t tell by now, I really like wrestling matches where it feels like every move is done for a reason and every action has consequences. This seems like a simple idea on paper, but when the aim of the game is making money and popping crowds, it’s not hard to understand why this isn’t always the way to go. Today, it’s no wonder why more than a few wrestlers use moves or techniques that get guaranteed reactions, your no-selling and Canadian Destroyers and what-have-you, especially if it’s easier on your body. Wrestling fans like different things and I think that’s great, I love that all kinds of different people can enjoy wrestling for what they see in it. Just as my desire to find the next greatest-thing-ever has driven my exploration of wrestling, so has my own identification of what I like in wrestling informed the content (ugh) I choose to seek out and watch.

In short, this is my wrestling. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Danielson and Sabre spend their match looking for and making openings. Both being technical wrestlers, they have a game plan for any kind of injury or weakness they perceive in the other; if there isn’t one going in, they create one and attack. It’s one of the blessed matches in which mat wrestling doesn’t feel perfunctory or expected, but feels like two guys trying to be better than the other. There’s a subtext of pride as well, as both look to not only expose the other but to domineer them, to be seen as the indisputable best technical wrestler in the world. Some of this is well-relayed by commentator Excalibur, but it doesn’t need to be. This is a match that trusts its audience to understand that and will give you what you want if this is what you’re looking for.

In a match where you have guys selling their injuries, resting when necessary, and not just letting themselves get hit, it allows me to finally do something that is very difficult to do anymore: Suspend my disbelief. Watching this for the first time, I wasn’t really thinking “Wow, great storytelling here” or “I get why Bryan did this,” I found myself thinking, “Oh shit” and “Oh my god” and “No way,” because I was seeing a physical story unfold before my eyes. The psychology, the hot crowd, and the great commentary all worked together to make me feel as though I was watching a real athletic competition where nothing is guaranteed beyond the next moment.

Danielson’s excellence in this kind of a match is self-evident, but credit to Sabre Jr for wrestling Danielson’s match and putting on one of his best in a while. I enjoy the ZSJ match, but it is something of the technical wrestling equivalent to a spot-fest, frequently seeing him change between holds and just go for what works, as opposed to following a story or logic. I’m one of those weirdos that defends him switching holds every 6 seconds as part of his character, but there’s a lot less of him riffing here and he feels a lot more patient and, frankly, better for it. Even though Sabre Jr is well into veteran status at this point, Bryan is able to get him to use the best parts of his game and leave the extraneous stuff behind for once, resulting in a match with crisp hits, painful-looking submissions (and one motherfucker of a dragon screw), and above all, a clear sense of passion exuding from it.

It’s really easy for me to get cynical about any kind of entertainment I spend my time on these days, because it’s hard for me to not intellectualize or meta-game anything, hard not to put myself in the role of writer or director or creative and inject my own thinking and decisions into something I’ll probably never come close to. To this end, I value entertainment that can shut that part of my brain up for a while and just let me take the ride. I don’t mean that being critical of wrestling or anything else that I enjoy has lessened my ability to have fun with it. Why my brain chose the most direct and least elegant form of entertainment to hyper-focus on, let alone to demand this level of scrutiny from, is one of life’s great mysteries. Criticism, in the least-pointed use of the term, is a tool that I find valuable to keep sharp, as it allows me to watch my favorite things attentively and to understand why I like something so much. Matches like this remind me that, despite my high standards and personal annoyances, I can still find parts of wrestling that spark my vulnerability and that I feel deep inside myself.

Sometimes, I ask the impossible of the thing I love.

Sometimes, the impossible happens.

And that’s why I’m here forever.

Wrestling with Work #26 (NJPW STRONG, Raw)

This is a ratings-heavy edition, as most of it has to do with the NJPW STRONG event over the weekend. I watched a fair amount of the matches, not all, and most of what I saw was fine-to-good. I have no strong feelings on anything I saw there. Scroll down for the ratings and for the one match I had something to say about.

Ratings

Just 5 Guys vs Los Ingobernables de Japon (NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Road To Power Struggle 2023 Night 7)

Rating: ***1/4

Intergalactic Jet Setters vs Ichiban Sweet Boys (NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Road To Power Struggle 2023 Night 7)

Rating: ***1/4

El Desperado & Master Wato vs Catch 22 (NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Road To Power Struggle 2023 Night 7)

Rating: ***1/2

Satoshi Kojima vs Fred Rosser vs Jeff Cobb vs Alex Coughlin (NJPW STRONG Fighting Spirit Unleashed 2023)

Rating: ***

Atlantis, Atlantis Jr, Mistico, & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Tiger Mask, Soberano Jr, Rocky Romero, & Adrian Quest (NJPW STRONG Fighting Spirit Unleashed 2023)

Rating: ***1/4

NJPW STRONG Women’s Championship: Giulia (c) vs Hyan (NJPW STRONG Fighting Spirit Unleashed 2023)

Rating: ***

NJPW STRONG Openweight Tag Team Championships: Hikuleo & El Phantasmo (c) vs Lance Archer & Alex Zayne

Rating: **1/2

NJPW STRONG Openweight Championship: Eddie Kingston (c) vs HENARE (NJPW STRONG Fighting Spirit Unleashed 2023)

Rating: ***1/4

Reviews

Alpha Academy vs The Creed Brothers (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/30/23)

I was looking forward to this one on the competitors alone, and it’s certainly a fine first outing for the Creeds on the main roster, but they’re still rather unrefined and not always in an endearing way. On commentary, Michael Cole compared the Creeds to the Steiners which is only apt in that both teams had collegiate backgrounds and often had moves or sequences that make me grimace with worry. There’s a lot of potential there athletically and as personas for the Creeds, and this match has some fun, big spots, but they feel underdone in terms of how to put a match together and even when it comes to safety in the ring at times. Moves like these from NXT to main roster are no longer a sure bet thanks to the developmental third brand being the rockiest it’s ever been, and I hope this isn’t an official call-up for the Creeds just yet.

Rating: ***

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Wrestling with Work #23 (Raw, NXT, NJPW, AJPW)

A bit of a lighter docket today, since I am cutting way down on the SJTL matches from here on.

Ratings

Master Wato & El Desperado vs Titan & BUSHI (NJPW Super Jr. Tag League 2023 Road To Power Struggle Night 3)

Rating: ***1/4

The New Day vs Alpha Academy (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/23/23)

Rating: ***

Jey Uso vs Damian Priest (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/23/23)

Rating: **1/2

Reviews

Sami Zayn vs Drew McIntyre (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/23/23)

Very solid TV match. Drew is a pliable clay for guys like Sami, who just need a decent length of time to make a compelling match.

Rating: ***1/4

Women’s Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs Lyra Valkyria (NXT 10/24/23)

I wonder sometimes about my relationship with the current WWE product. I see no end of people online whom I respect and admire say how it does nothing for them, at very least, while I find myself still returning to it week after week. Now, when I say “returning to it,” I can’t say that I’m exactly fulfilled by the television product front-to-back, but I still watch the matches of my personal favorite performers, and I find that the in-ring quality of WWE recently is at least up from when I started watching, and potentially the strongest it’s been in recent memory.

However, this week was a wake-up call to remind me that WWE “excelling” at anything is the exception, not the rule. This match between Becky and Lyra is as formula WWE as you can get, with the added negatives of it being on WWE’s least-consistent weekly show, and it being in service of a direction that has me a bit confused. Valkyria seems to have been a pet project of WWE since the days of NXT UK, but one that always seemed like they were just about to get to, never actually committing to. The pandemic certainly didn’t help any momentum she looked to gather, but for the past 3-4 years, I just haven’t seen it with her across the bigger opportunities she’s gotten. She never stood out in a way that served her character or style or anything, and seemed destined to be slotted in a mid-card challenger role.

To have her go over Becky somewhat ignominiously here is a bit of a head-scratcher, as is giving her this superhero treatment that feels at odds with how she’s come off at every turn. She gets to kick out of Becky’s finisher, Becky does NXT face (she is the worst culprit of this) and sells for her sluggish offense like a cartoon, and she rolls her up for the win. It remains to be seen what the direction is here, but I don’t exactly see how this will pan out positively going forward. If anything, this feels like the one title win Valkyria will get so that commentary can continually bring up the fact that she’s “a former NXT Women’s Champion” while she gets beat by everyone else, a kind of legitimacy to the paper tiger.

Anyway, this was not good and I just don’t get it.

Rating: **1/2

Kensuke Sasaki & Katsuhiko Nakajima vs Voodoo Murders (AJPW Rise Up Tour 2005 Day 10)

I watch a lot of random matches that I find off of YouTube channels, and it can be hard sometimes to understand the context of a certain wrestler or rivalry in a particular match. This was almost the case here, but thankfully, wrestling took my hand and led me through a great little match.

I know enough to know that Kensuke Sasaki is a legendary figure in puroresu, and that Nakajima (the one I’m most familiar with) was his protoge for a long time before striking out on his own. The most I know about YASSHI and Shuji Kondo pretty much begins and ends with Fire Pro Wrestling Returns, and Kondo is one of my favorite wrestlers to play as in that game. After a cursory Wikipedia glance, I soon realized that as long as I know that “Voodoo Murders heel, Sasaki and Nakajima babyfaces,” I was good to go.

This is classic wrestling storytelling in a compact, fun package. Nakajima gets busted up by the VMs and is bleeding like mad. Sasaki is a powerhouse and can take on both, but it’s basically 3-on-1 thanks to interference on the outside, although Sasaki’s wife Akira Hokuto does her best to even the odds. Nakajima eventually rallies and does a bit of damage, but it’s too much for the heroes and the youngster gets hit with a brutal lariat, dropping the fall to the Murders. The VMs are great at maximizing the heel advantage and are so slimy, even getting pot shots in on Hokuto for good measure. Sasaki believably gets cut off by them at points, but also tellingly refuses to do the legwork for Nakajima. Even though the kid is fucked, Sasaki tags him in to get his pride back, and it’s a cool detail that told me more about their relationship than I knew before.

This isn’t life-changing or anything, but it was good fun and more of that good ol’ in-ring, show-don’t-tell story construction.

Rating: ***1/2

See you again soon!

Wrestling with Work #21 (WWE, AEW, Impact weekend shows)

A big ol’ collection of this weekend’s matches, we’ll see which one ends up being the best…

Ratings

Bryan Danielson vs Andrade El Idolo (AEW Collision 10/21/23)

Rating: ***3/4

X Division Championship: Chris Sabin (c) vs KENTA (Impact Wrestling Bound For Glory 2023)

Rating: ***

Impact Tag Team Championship: The Rascalz (c) vs ABC (Impact Wrestling Bound For Glory 2023)

Rating: ***

Reviews

WWE Women’s Championship: Iyo Sky (c) vs Charlotte Flair (WWE Smackdown 10/20/23)

Personally, I’m a fan of a champion being featured on TV and having consistently good matches. Iyo is certainly not the only person in WWE doing that right now, but when it comes to that company, you can’t take it for granted.

Rating: ***1/2

2 Out of 3 Falls Match: Mistico vs Rocky Romero (AEW Rampage 10/20/23)

Lucha is my biggest blind spot as a wrestling fan, so I’m grateful for any direction towards it that following American wrestling affords me. I ended up getting into NJPW and puroresu at large almost by accident, by finding illegally uploaded shows on YouTube and just filling in the blanks as I went. It’s not an ideal approach, although I did have fun doing it, but now that I’m older and have less free time, I find it harder to do the same for CMLL, AAA, and Lucha history. If nothing else, this match made me do a bit of research about Mistico and CMLL.

I’m certainly happy that Mistico has at least one opportunity here to leave his previous US excursion in the past. This match with Rocky is a fairly good TV match; nothing especially amazing, as far as I could see, but Mistico carried himself well and came across like someone special (helped by his presentation and commentary talking points). Perhaps 2024 will be the year I find out more about wrestling south of the border…

Rating: ***1/4

Memphis Street Fight: Eddie Kingston vs Jeff Jarrett (AEW Collision 10/21/23)

This match has the greatest 5 second stretch of wrestling in 2023: Tony Schiavone refers to Karen Jarrett as “an evil bitch;” Jay Lethal hits a cutter to Kingston off the stage through a table; Tony Schiavone cries, “Holy smokes!” An absolute blast from start to finish.

Rating: ****

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Ricky Starks & Big Bill (c) vs Blackpool Combat Club (AEW Collision 10/21/23)

A really good tag main event that earned its length. Yuta is believable and fiery in the babyface-in-peril role, and you want a heel team like Bill and Rick to talk as much shit as they do. At some point, I thought to myself, “Big Bill is a good tag wrestler, why hasn’t he done that before?” and then had myself a wee little giggle.

Rating: ***3/4

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy (c) vs John Silver (AEW Battle of the Belts VIII)

As a former CHIKARA freak, I was always going to watch Fire Ant vs The Shard 2K23. Orange is back to his routine of solid TV defenses, and Silver is always game in these rare singles occasions. The stop-start nature of Dark Order’s involvement in AEW and ROH has worn me out over the past couple of years, and as such, there’s no bigger flatline to my interest than anything they are involved in. Hey, every promotion needs a low-card comedy gimmick, but they don’t even do comedy anymore, so Silver, Reynolds, and Uno have never felt less necessary than right now.

Rating: ***

AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander (c) vs Willow Nightingale (AEW Battle of the Belts VIII)

It speaks to Willow’s career-long character work as the bubbly, uber-positive babyface that seeing her work heel here feels morally wrong, like something no person should see. It sucks that it’s in front of a visibly yawning crowd, as she and Stat have to pull out every big spot to get them even a little into it, so the match seems worse than it actually is. I watch a lot of these matches on mute normally, but you really aren’t missing anything cutting the sound off for this one; if anything, it’s a bit less sad that way.

Rating: ***

Will Ospreay vs “Speedball” Mike Bailey (Impact Wrestling Bound For Glory 2023)

There’s a few wild moves in the back third of this (Speedball with a snappy hurricanrana pin, top-rope fisherman buster, Ospreay’s head-drop move) that nearly pushed this into 4-star territory, but ultimately, this is exactly what it looks like. I will say, I was afraid that this would be a lot more annoying, as both of these guys have their silly tendencies when allowed to go nuts, but this (by their standards) was fairly restrained. Destined to be loved by everyone looking for this sort of moves-based wrestling, and it’s a good one of those, but I certainly don’t have the feeling for this as I do for the Memphis Street Fight.

Rating: ***3/4

Impact World Championship: Alex Shelley (c) vs Josh Alexander (Impact Wrestling Bound For Glory 2023)

The phrase that occurred to me during this match, regarding Josh Alexander, is “frustratingly consistent.” Since he’s ascended to main event status in Impact over the last couple of years, and not dissimilar to what I said about the Ospreay/Speedball match, you always know what you’re getting with Alexander. A really good-not-great match.

Personally, I prefer the type of match that Alexander has to those out of Ospreay, for example, but I always end up expecting more from Alexander’s performance when I really shouldn’t. His match here with Shelley is full of fluid sequences, it escalates believably, and is ultimately satisfying, but I never end up feeling all that pulled in. Alexander is a great wrestler (as is Shelley), but this was another case of an Alexander match capping at “very good.” Consistency in a performer is great and it is totally working for Josh Alexander, I just need to remind myself to not expect more than that from him.

Rating: ***3/4

The Super Jr. Tag League has already begun, so get ready to see a lot of that in here starting tomorrow. Until then!

Wrestling with Work #20 (Impact, ROH, WWE Evolution, Funk vs Hart)

A few catch-up items before a big weekend, plus a very interesting item from the ol’ Watch Later list.

Ratings

“Speedball” Mike Bailey vs Samuray Del Sol (Impact Wrestling 10/19/23)

Rating: ***1/4

Gravity vs Angelico (ROH on HonorClub 10/19/23)

Rating: ***

Komander vs Metalik (ROH on HonorClub 10/19/23)

Rating: **3/4

Gates of Agony vs The WorkHorsemen vs Action Andretti & Darius Martin (ROH on HonorClub 10/19/23)

Rating: **1/2

Trish Stratus & Lita vs Mickie James & Alicia Fox (WWE Evolution)

Rating: **1/4

Reviews

No DQ Match: Crazzy Steve vs Black Taurus (Impact Wrestling 10/19/23)

Here’s a case of someone I want to like, and someone I want to be elsewhere. I’m actually a pretty good fan of Impact Wrestling since last year, I’ve really enjoyed the wrestling it’s put on and how it’s picked itself up from the floor to become a solid, steady promotion.

There are still some guys who have been there through the tough times, including Crazzy Steve, who is the person I wish I liked more. I think his aesthetic is really interesting, I like the horror references he’s worked into his gear and look, but I have a hard time getting into what he’s doing. I think it’s the common problem where mainstream wrestling can only go so far; as much as he wants to be a horror movie villain, you know he’s not gonna kill anybody or get too bloody, so much like The Fiend character, it’s hard to really suspend disbelief with what he does. He’s also terminally fine as a wrestler, never rising above acceptable.

Frequently rising above acceptable, and directly into my heart, is Black Taurus. Taurus has impressed me from the first time I saw him a few years ago, from basically every aspect of his game. He’s an exciting wrestler who’s fun to watch, his look is awesome, and I enjoy him practically any time I see him. As much as I like Impact, it is still a relatively minor stage in American wrestling, and Taurus is someone that I feel could really turn a lot of heads if only more people saw him. I’m certainly not privy to any backstage or political reasoning why Taurus has not shown up on AEW when many other luchadors have, but I would just love for him to get a great run somewhere that isn’t Impact, as they seem to only want him at a very specific, limited capacity.

Rating: **3/4

No DQ Match: Terry Funk vs Bret Hart (Terry Funk Presents Wrestle Fest: 50 Years Of Funk)

This one is a real vibes-based gem. It’s a curiosity of its time, with ECW’s Terry Funk facing the WWF Champion Bret Hart in a show featuring talent from both shows. Even better, the version I’m watching is recorded on a good-not-great consumer-grade camera, so the whole thing has a yellowed visual that gives it an archival feel when watching it. The mechanics of the match aren’t super impressive to me, but it’s just an interesting collision of two of the all-time greats, gathered together to celebrate Terry Funk, in some of the same footage that you would see later in Beyond The Mat.

Rating: ***1/2

Have a good weekend!

Wrestling with Work #18 (Raw, Bound for Glory 2008, WWE, New Texas Pro)

Started this one yesterday, but ended up punting it to account for the extra matches.

Falls Count Anywhere: Ricochet vs Shinsuke Nakamura (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/16/23)

Rating: ***

Unified Tag Team Championship: Cody Rhodes & Jey Uso (c) vs The Judgment Day (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/16/23)

Rating: **3/4

Steel Asylum Match (TNA Bound For Glory 2008)

Rating: **3/4

TNA World Heavyweight Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs Sting (TNA Bound For Glory 2008)

Rating: ***

Smackdown Women’s Championship: Becky Lynch (c) vs Charlotte Flair (WWE Super Show-Down 2018)

Rating: ***

WWE Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs Shawn Michaels (WWE Cyber Sunday 2007)

Rating: ***1/2

New Texas Pro Championship: Bryan Keith (c) vs Timothy Thatcher (New Texas Pro Five Year Anniversary Show)

Rating: ***1/2

Intercontinental Championship: Gunther (c) vs Bronson Reed (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/16/23)

I was looking forward to this defense and it certainly delivered, for a TV match. I’m happy for the recent successes and upward momentum of Bronson Reed, as I think there’s a fair amount he offers that one can take advantage of; I don’t know if I’d put a non-tag belt on him, necessarily, but his like is a crucial part of your singles mid-card. Here, he’s an interesting and curious test for Gunther, who has to alter his game slightly to get the best of him. I wish this went on for a bit longer, but for what it was, it was quite good.

Rating: ***1/2

Monster’s Ball Match for the TNA World Tag Team Championships: Beer Money (c) vs Abyss & Matt Morgan vs LAX vs Team 3D (TNA Bound For Glory 2008)

Big, dumb, n’ loud. This is a tremendous popcorn match with extreme spots (for the time and place), blood, and all kinds of foolishness. Plus, Mongo’s there. I found this a very interesting contrast to the Ricochet/Nakamura match; where that one seemed to just adapt in-ring wrestling to the outside, this match really feels more like a spree of violence. Yes, one is more coordinated and less messy than the other, but there’s much more of a charm and honesty in the naked violence of the latter.

Rating: ***

Booker T vs Christian Cage vs AJ Styles (TNA Bound For Glory 2008)

I wasn’t so keen on this to start off with, but again, the way this triple threat was laid out felt a bit more novel and less structured than what we may be used to seeing today. It follows the classically-derided formula of “One guy out, other two fight”, but hey, most of these guys are a treat to watch in-ring, so I’m cool with it. There’s also opportunity for weird little spots you wouldn’t get elsewhere (a double scissors kick, top-rope finisher variants), so again, there’s a novelty to the proceedings that help make it a little more fun than what you might expect.

Rating: ***1/4

Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle (TNA Bound For Glory 2008)

Some pro wrestling-ass pro wrestling. I don’t mean that to sound dismissive; if anything, I’m impressed that both Jarrett and Angle not only committed to a pretty classic match formula, but made it watchable and enjoyable. It’s the rare case where Jarrett is the babyface, so he really digs into his old playbook and is game for the role, and he’s actually pretty believable. Angle, of course, is a ruthless and acidic heel by contrast, and they wrestle very well together, keeping things tight and crisp. There’s an added element of Mick Foley as a special guest enforcer which digs more into your typical Memphis bullshit and it’s easily the limpest part of the match, but I’m surprised at how outright enjoyable this was.

Rating: ***1/2

Eddie Guerrero vs Randy Orton (WWE Smackdown 10/14/05)

A perfectly cromulent slice of TV wrestling, albeit with a DQ finish. It’s charming to see this era of Orton, before he picks up the more steely persona of his later peak, so he’s doing big, exaggerated faces all over the place. He’s not bad at it, either, it just feels like a bit of a less-natural fit than what he’d find later.

Rating: ***

Io Shirai vs Rhea Ripley (WWE Mae Young Classic 2018)

Speaking of contrasting a performer’s younger self with their later persona, holy shit this match. It’s only 5 years old, but a lifetime of growth and development has happened for both of them, and I was surprised to find out that not all of it is for the better.

This match is essentially what remains of STARDOM Io taking on the for-all-intents-and-purposes rookie Ripley, albeit the latter has a previous MYC tournament under her belt, where she was REALLY a baby. I remember seeing Rhea in her first year and thinking there was something there. She was athletic and competent for her skill level, but she had a bit of sass to her. She seemed to get the character side of things a bit more fully than some of her other fellow tournament competitors. Hell, she got it more than some of those who had years of experience on her. Fast forward a year, and she felt like a far more complete package, having bulked up and turned up her facial acting and attitude. She had a far better sense of herself as a performer, and it really brings this match together. She’s constantly haranguing Io, using really weaselly submissions and constantly swaggering around. She makes you believe that she belongs here.

Io, of course, is great. The way she’s able to fling her body around and bump for Rhea does her a tremendous service, but her speed also conveys a greater sense of impact than her frame should be able to give out. Her momentum shifts feel earned here, and it’s a match that really feels above the station of Ripley, so much more nascent than Io.

Five years later, both are experiencing fairly large success in WWE at large, but it’s a bit disheartening to see Rhea today and have her not be as promising as she once was. She’s not a bad wrestler by any means, but her current role doesn’t emphasize her in-ring performance to any great degree; great for her long-term health, no doubt, but Judgment Day Rhea is less compelling to me than Charmeleon Rhea is here. For as much as she is continuing to gain notoriety for her excellent look and growing persona, I hope she finds a way back to tying it all together in the ring, like she did here.

Rating: ***1/4

WWE Tag Team Championships: The Shield (c) vs Cody Rhodes & Goldust (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/14/13)

The Battleground match between these teams is one of my all-time favorite matches. This is very similar, but the Big Show comes out at the end and costs The Shield the belts. So, y’know, worse.

Rating: ***1/2

I’m thinking about changing up the layout and release of these writeups. Not sure yet what makes sense, but I’ll hopefully find a new way to make these a bit more succinct and readable. Until then!

Wrestling with Work #17 (Collision, Royal Quest III)

I hope you had a good weekend. Thankfully, a pretty straightforward weekend catch-up here, so let’s see what all the fuss is about.

ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs Willie Mack (AEW Collision 10/14/23)

Rating: ***

TBS Championship: Kris Statlander (c) vs Skye Blue (AEW Collision 10/14/23)

Rating: ***

TNT Championship: Christian Cage (c) vs Bryan Danielson (AEW Collision 10/14/23)

A lot is said about how great Bryan Danielson still is, including by me, but goddamn, I gotta talk about how fucking good Christian Cage is.

For years, Christian has been people’s answer for “most underrated” or “secretly the best wrestler,” but it’s often been harder for me to see, personally. He’s always been good, no doubt, but I never saw the master technician or ring general in the way others did. I never vibed with Christian’s moveset or his seemingly rote heel tactics or his good-not-great babyface work. “Good-not-great” is how I’ve felt about Christian for a long time. With this recent AEW run, I’m seeing now what people have been talking about for a long time, and especially here when he’s against one of the best in the world.

I think Christian needed to get older, he needed to be the age he is now, before it really made sense to me what he’s trying to do. At a time when a lot of heels are content to let the people cheer for them or buy their merch or prop them up, Christian is so committed to the bit that it leaves no room for self-aggrandizement. In this match, Christian is not a better wrestler than Bryan Danielson, but he is craftier, more cunning, more willing to take the low road to get the same result. After getting out-wrestled for minutes, Christian takes shortcuts (ie. a poke to the eye) to work on Bryan’s shoulder, a tactic that slows down his momentum and later prevents him from getting the most out of the LeBell Lock. All the while, Christian is showboating in his way, but there’s less of a preening, cocky edge to it, like you might see from him in his initial WWE run. Instead, he’s a self-assured older man who knows how to get things done, while still being a dick about it. It always helps to have a gamer like Danielson, who is great in his plug-in role as superior-yet-disadvantaged babyface, who just needs to get momentum going and can totally beat this guy’s ass if he does.

It’s so refreshing to see an act in wrestling that doesn’t feel like it’s begging for your attention or so sweaty and nervous that you might look away that it has to be everything all at once. A friend of mine recently said how it feels like Christian and MJF have the other’s belts, and I responded that it’s because Christian is carrying himself like a world champion. He’s an excellent wrestler, but not in a way that begs you to notice that fact. He’s funny, but in a self-evident way that isn’t looking to the audience for approval. He’s a fucking asshole heel, but it feels less like a big character and more just what he’s like as a person (I’m sure Jay Reso is a nice dude).

Christian Cage feels like the antidote to a lot of my problems with some modern wrestlers, and I’m drinking deep, baby!

Rating: ****1/4

Shingo Takagi vs Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW Royal Quest III 10/14/23)

A pretty good one of these.

Rating: ***3/4

IWGP United States (UK) Heavyweight Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs Zack Sabre Jr. (NJPW Royal Quest III 10/14/23)

It’s funny that I ended up watching this on the same day as Christian/Danielson, because it feels like the spiritual opposite of that match.

Don’t get me wrong, this is “good” and all. It’s a well-wrestled match that builds at an acceptable pace and elevates to a crescendo within the abilities of both performers. Like Shingo/Ishii, it’s a good one of these; “these” being an Ospreay main event, which is something I have a very hard time personally buying into. I wouldn’t say I straight-up dislike Ospreay as a wrestler, but he needs to be in there with a very certain type of guy (ideally one more experienced than him) to have, to me, a truly great match. Zack Sabre Jr, unfortunately, is not that guy.

ZSJ is one of my favorite wrestlers going right now, I love his stuff, but he’s not perfect and, like many other modern wrestlers, he has this shit to get in. My only 5-star match of 2023 so far is ZSJ/Danielson, which felt like a true rarity in that it was a technical match that was also visually astounding and paid off seemingly everything it set down, a factor I attribute to Danielson taking the lead. ZSJ and Ospreay have wrestled each other so much over the years and are clearly very comfortable working with each other, but this ends up being Ospreay’s kind of match, which means that any submission or limb work ZSJ lays down is ultimately for show. There’s no greater story, there’s no payoff later, it’s just Moves Moves Moves until someone stays down for some reason.

This never rose above “good” for me; it’s fairly sound and I can see why people were gushing over it over the weekend, but it’s just not what I’m looking for in wrestling.

Rating: ****

WWE Divas Championship: Beth Phoenix (c) vs Eve Torres (WWE Vengeance 2011)

This era has those who staunchly defend it to a fault, whereas I grew up in it and largely ignored it. Between those two viewpoints, you can sometimes find something of a gem from a time and place where women weren’t really allowed to be great. This is a quick match between Beth and Eve that manages to feel like one of the liveliest from this era, thanks to Beth being extra mouthy, and Eve responding in kind. There’s a bit more passion and hate (relative to WWE) in what they’re doing here, and it helps it to stand out from a lot of the other fare that was getting <10 minutes on PPVs 10 years ago. This won’t blow your mind or anything, but it was genuinely pretty good!

Rating: ***

Wrestling with Work #16 (Impact, WWE, Goldberg, Inoki vs Vader)

A slight bit of Impact catch-up, and then it’s all throwbacks today. Links are attached to the titles!

Alan Angels vs Laredo Kid (Impact Wrestling BTI 10/12/23)

Rating: ***

Rey Mysterio vs Finlay (WWE No Mercy 2007)

Rating: ***1/4

Finn Balor vs Ilja Dragunov (WWE Worlds Collide 2020)

Rating: ***1/4

No Holds Barred Match: Drew McIntyre vs Sheamus (WWE Fastlane 2021)

Rating: **3/4

The Wyatt Family vs The Usos & Sheamus (WWE Smackdown 5/2/14)

Rating: ***

Goldberg vs Satoshi Kojima (AJPW Royal Road 30 Giant Battle 2nd 8/30/02)

Rating: **1/4

Goldberg vs Taiyo Kea (AJPW Royal Road 30 Giant Battle 3rd 8/31/02)

This and the above match are in the same YouTube video put up by the AJPW YouTube channel, and are Goldberg’s only two matches in the promotion, taking place between his WCW and first WWE runs. There’s really not much to them, beyond the novelty of seeing Goldberg be Goldberg in front of a hot Japanese crowd. It is kind of funny that AJPW so willingly let two of their guys be sacrificed on the Goldberg altar, but it provides contrasts to the Goldberg match I talk about below.

Make not mistake, neither the Kojima match nor the Kea match are “great,” but they’re exactly what you want out of Goldberg: Short, explosive, and kick-ass.

Rating: **

World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (c) vs Goldberg (WWE Unforgiven 2003)

You know whose matches are not short, explosive, or kick-ass? Triple H. Ditto Goldberg in 2003, but the point I’m making here is that there’s a right and a wrong way to plug in a guy like Goldberg. WWE got there eventually, kicking ans screaming after a goddamn decade, but before then, they did everything they could to fit the square peg in the round hole and it’s just kind of embarassing.

I started watching wrestling in 2003, and even then, I knew that Goldberg was special. He has a kind of charisma that you can never quite dampen and that goes beyond bad booking (for the most part) but, looking back on his initial fed run, it really is a great big missed opportunity; thankfully, one they corrected eventually. This match, arguably the biggest of Goldberg’s career at that point, is a good example why. Triple H is at the end of the infamous Reign of Terror here, a time when he went over on several potential main-event talents in lengthy matches varying in quality, in a seeming throwback to the NWA Champions of his youth like Ric Flair and Harley Race. You can see the fingerprints of this style in matches like this, where he wrestles very slowly and deliberately with flourishes of his idols (the standing knee drop, the Flair bump over the ropes), but he does so in a rigid manner that is meant to get him over more than his opponents.

Granted, this is not entirely the fault of Triple H (only mostly), as the directive seems to have been to mold Goldberg to the WWE style, rather than adapt the WWE style around him. What this means is that Goldberg frequently wrestles longer matches than he should, matches that involve him being a babyface-in-peril and selling for the heel, neither of which are his strengths. Is Goldberg a limited performer? Yes, but when you let him do what he does best, not many can do it better. People want to see Goldberg unequivocally kick ass and win, which WWE were never going to let a WCW guy do this soon after the end of the Monday Night War.

This leaves us with a match that, to me, isn’t an outright stinker, but is indicative of the problems in both guy’s approaches at this time. Triple H is not Ric Flair, and Goldberg is not not-Goldberg.

Rating: **1/2

2-Out-of-3-Falls Killer Impact Match: Frankie Kazarian vs Eddie Edwards (Impact Wrestling 10/12/23)

This is the Impact version of 3 Stages of Hell; I think this is the first time they’ve used this title? The order is normal match/submission match/Last Man Standing. Kudos to Impact’s production team for a baseball innings-style graphic on who has the lead.

This has been a fairly lengthy feud so I wouldn’t say that it didn’t deserve the time it got (nearly 30 minutes), but it didn’t totally earn that time, for me. The hardcore elements were pretty good, kudos to Kaz for blading the chest, and certainly seem better after watching limp-ass modern WWE hardcore matches. I wasn’t into this the whole way through, though, and it began to feel bloated by the LMS fall, a match-type that gives itself to bloat more often than not. Although I compared it positively to WWE, the length of the match and the insistence that this feud has been Heated and Personal smacks of fed mindset. Pretty good, but we don’t need to coddle Impact by pretending this was great.

Rating: ***1/4

Intercontinental Championship: The Miz (c) vs Jason Jordan (WWE No Mercy 2017)

More than almost anyone, I wish Jason Jordan could wrestle again. Year after year, it becomes more and more heartbreaking that this athletic kid with so much explosivity and potential never got to make the most of his talents. That’s all I wanted to say.

Rating: ***

Antonio Inoki vs Big Van Vader (NJPW Wrestling World 1996)

This is part of a years-long Inoki retirement tour where he fought old rivals from years past, including the man who beat him in his first match in NJPW, Vader. Inoki is a considerable blind spot for me so this didn’t quite hit the way I’m sure it’s meant to but, man, it is really something.

What I loved about this is how much it felt like a fight. I’ll spare you the tired complaint about “wrestling today,” but seeing two guys this physically different approach each other and look like they are trying to hurt each other is unambiguously cool and good. Both guys get some nasty head gashes in this and we get some all-timer spots (the Vader German suplex, the successful Vader moonsault) that are still remembered today. I’d say you don’t really need to know the history of either guy to enjoy this, but it does help at least a little. At the end of the day, it’s two of the toughest guys in the country looking like they’re trying to kill each other, and that’s all you need sometimes.

Rating: ****

I might soon take the plunge on Wrestle Universe based on the talkback about Fuminori Abe vs Takuya Nomura. You’ll hear about it if I do.

Wrestling with Work #15 (AEW, NXT, ROH)

I wasn’t able to watch the Tuesday Night Wars live, but I followed along on Twitter and wanted to zero in on the matches that seemed up my alley. I also forgot to watch ROH last week, so might as well knock that out, too.

Pub Rules: Gallus vs Tyler Bate & The Brawling Brutes (NXT 10/10/23)

Rating: **3/4

Rocky Romero vs Christopher Daniels (ROH on HonorClub 10/5/23)

Rating: ***

Satoshi Kojima vs Tony Nese (ROH on HonorClub 10/5/23)

Rating: ***

Four-Corner Survival: Shane Taylor Promotions vs Iron Savages vs Griff Garrison & Cole Karter vs The WorkHorsemen (ROH on HonorClub 10/5/23)

Rating: **1/2

Gravity, Komander, & Metalik vs Gringo Loco & Spanish Announce Project (ROH on HonorClub 10/5/23)

Rating: **3/4

NXT Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs Dominik Mysterio (NXT 10/10/23)

I’m generally a fan of the direction for “Dirty” Dom right now, but if I’m being honest, he hasn’t progressed from an in-ring standpoint the way he should be at this point. I never thought he was dead-in-the-water, as some seemed to write him off as initially, but his in-ring style comes across very limp and lifeless. He doesn’t seem to be naturally athletic or especially gifted in that sense, so even against a real horse like Ilja, the latter can only get him so far. This is hardly an observation unique to me, but it paired well with something I was struck by in the main event below.

Rating: ***

Bron Breakker vs Carmelo Hayes (NXT 10/10/23)

This was fairly well talked up by everyone who prioritized NXT last night, but it didn’t quite do it for me as the big main event between, ostensibly, your two top guys. I like both of these guys fine and they are athletic with fairly understandable personas, but…I dunno, it just doesn’t move me. It’s a very WWE main event, in that we move to each spot or set-piece in turn, with not much attention paid to the things in between to make it mechanically cohesive (I am very smart). What I was left with was a BIG MATCH that felt like any other Takeover main event of the past 2 years or so, fine in the moment but lacking in staying power.

What I want to bring back to my point about Dominik Mysterio is that, for all of those years spent making marginal strides by fans and true masters of the craft employed by WWE to enhance the in-ring style by an appreciable margin, matches like these remind me that we never really left the WWE way of doing things. You can have guys like Hayes and Breakker do all kinds of athletic/spectacular/innovative spots or moves, but the focus is never on what make those moves make sense, or why a character would choose to do that in the moment. The focus is on the characters, with the actual in-ring wrestling still existing as a means to an end.

Such a philosophy is not inherently wrong, and hey, it’s working gangbusters for WWE, but it’s not what I’m personally interested in, and I also think it’s rather wasteful. We have a deluge of wrestlers working across the world right now whose floor starts at “good” and only goes up from there. They all want to make money, but many of them want to do so while improving their craft, getting better at doing the thing they love to do. However, within the bounds of a bloated corporate entity like WWE, growth (or rather, growth not approved within a specific vision) is discouraged because there’s not a lot of money to be made in someone changing, for better or worse. WWE will always be what it is, even if the names and faces change and even as we all get older.

Rating: ***1/4

ROH World Championship & NJPW Strong Openweight Championship: Eddie Kingston (c) vs Minoru Suzuki (AEW Dynamite Title Tuesday Buy-In 10/10/23)

Better writers than me have exposed my eyes to the Minoru Suzuki Travelling Match and I can’t unsee it anymore. This was a good one of those, but it was still One Of Those.

Rating: ***1/2

Swerve Strickland vs Bryan Danielson (AEW Dynamite Title Tuesday 10/10/23)

This section will essentially be a longer piece, broken into two sections via a heading, because these two matches are thematically connected to each other.

When I wrote about the NXT matches above, I talked about the lack of cohesion and connective tissue between the big moments in the matches. This match, and the one below it, exist as a timely counterpoint to that style of television wrestling, in that both of these excel in the in-between moments that don’t just make a match more interesting to watch, but inform it from a storytelling perspective and tell us about who the characters are that we are watching and, more importantly, why we should care.

In this first one, Bryan Danielson continues his hot streak with a rising star in Swerve Strickland, who just recently proved how good he can be in-ring with an excellent outing against Hangman Page. Here, Swerve is once again the tricky and dastardly heel to Danielson’s inherently likable master wrestler character, and the struggle between both forces is immediate and compelling. Swerve can’t quite beat Bryan straight up, so he resorts to heel tactics to narrow the gap. Swerve can wrestle quite well, but if he cheats, he doesn’t have to and get (hopefully) the same result.

The rest is just really good televised pro wrestling. Bryan is great at anything he does, and Swerve is well into his role as upper mid-card heel, hopefully on the ascent toward the main event. Bryan’s win is a bit predictable, as he is far more likely to be put against uber-heel Christian Cage for the TNT Championship, but when a match is this good, it’s hardly worth complaining about. Bryan’s WOTY case grows stronger every week.

Rating: ****

Hangman Page vs “Switchblade” Jay White (AEW Dynamite Title Tuesday 10/10/23)

Again, as above, really strong televised professional wrestling between two characters you can read in a second. The valiant and tough Hangman Page stands against the elusive and nasty Jay White, the latter of whom is in direct line for a title shot. Their approach to a longer match is a bit more textbook than Bryan and Swerve, but my god, does it work. White can’t beat Page straight up, as he is outmatched for power and technique from the get-go, so White creates an opening by targeting Page’s knee, which simultaneously nerfs Hangman’s power game and allows White to continue his assault by exploiting the new weakness. What’s more, White is backed up by the rest of Bullet Club Gold, who run interference, and the win comes from a sucker shot by Prince Nana, manager of Page’s rival Swerve. No amount of guts can overcome all of these odds, making Page look like a hero for facing the odds at all, and White look all the smarter for stacking the deck so well in his favor.

You see what you can get out of one match when the performers actually care about what goes into it, and are allowed to make of it what they wish? Yes, there are degrees to this in every company, WWE included, but as I said earlier, I’m far more interested in wrestling telling its stories both in-ring and outside it, as opposed to just the latter with the former being window dressing. I didn’t necessarily have a dog in the fight of Tuesday night, but I know which company gave me what I’m looking for in a wrestling product.

Rating: ****

ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena (c) vs Leyla Hirsch (ROH on HonorClub 10/5/23)

Couldn’t believe that I nearly missed this one, but the point is that I got there at all. Athena, like others in the AEW sphere, is on a career run as the nasty heel champion in ROH, and has been turning away challengers in entertaining matches and squashes that continue to cement her character. Here, she’s up against Leyla Hirsch, a talent that should be seeing greater success, but an ill-timed injury and corporate re-shuffling of assets has left her in the lurch. This felt like a welcome return to form for Hirsch, who is someone I’ve enjoyed seeing practically any time she wrestles. Athena is a great heel foil and communicates well with her expressions and heel work how she is making her challengers work for every inch, a great boon for the explosive Hirsch. A shame that this was assigned to the ROH death spot, as more people should see it, and should be seeing why Athena is often the best thing going there.

Rating: ***3/4

Cool! Hope you enjoyed the read. I have some classic reviews and ratings that didn’t fit into this piece, so check those out here. See ya!

Wrestling with Work #14 (WWE, NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku)

Time to check out the NJPW show from Sunday…

Ricochet vs Chad Gable vs Bronson Reed (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/9/23)

Rating: ***1/4

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship: Cody Rhodes & Jey Uso (c) vs Sami Zayn & Kevin Owens (WWE Monday Night Raw 10/9/23)

Rating: ***1/4

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship: Bullet Club War Dogs (c) vs Intergalactic Jet Setters (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

Rating: **3/4

Strong Style vs Yuji Nagata, Master Wato, & Shota Umino (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

Rating: ***1/2

NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships: Bullet Club War Dogs (c) vs El Phantasmo & Hikuleo (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

Rating: **1/2

Jun Masaoka, Kazuma Sumi, Kengo, Takahiro Katori, & Takeshi Masada vs Toru Yano, YOSHI-HASHI, Oskar Leube, Ryusuke Taguchi, & Tiger Mask (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

This is a “Frontier Zone” tag match which, according to Chris Charlton, means a feature match for independent or bubbling-under Japanese talent. I love shit like this; especially in the last 2 years, Japanese companies have grown more comfortable with co-promoting shows with one another, and it has allowed me to expand my palate and knowledge of current talent. I’m still woefully behind on some of the best non-NJPW talent going today (yes, I’m sure Astronauts are as great as people say), so I relish opportunities like this to throw some variety into my average wrestling diet.

This isn’t much in the way of showcasing any one talent, but there were certainly a couple that caught my eye and I wouldn’t mind seeing again, including the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion Masada. I’m also interested to continue tracking the young career of Oskar Leube, who continues to surprise me every time I see him because of how tall and lanky he is. He’s like a real-life Titan.

Rating: **1/4

Just 5 Guys vs House of Torture (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

I had to watch this just to see my boy Yuya Uemura make it back to NJPW. It was great to see him make his way to the ring with tears in his eyes, and I’m so excited for him to show what he can do for real now (a shame he couldn’t be back in time for the G1, but he’ll get there). He showed great fire, as always, and will hopefully not get stuck toiling with HoT forever. Glad to have him back!

Rating: **1/4

NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championship: Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi, & Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs Motor City Machine Guns & Josh Alexander (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

Some nice fresh meat for the super-team to play around with, and hey, it’s probably the best match on the show as a result. Yeah, Tanahashi isn’t what he used to be, but the NJPW All-Stars team is a great way to use him without relying too heavily on his aging body, and is low-key a good idea for giving them each something to do while other talents take the top spots. They also have good chemistry as a team and are natural babyfaces against the Impact players, who slot well into the one-night-only heel role. The Guns are always a hoot when they get to play up the bad guy role, and Alexander makes another good impression here (speaking of the G1, would love to see him in that next year). It’s all just well-done tag wrestling, with an extra spot of the night in Ishii literally headbutting Alexander’s head gear off. I was most looking forward to this and I wasn’t disappointed.

Rating: ***1/2

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Hiromu Takahashi (c) vs “Speedball” Mike Bailey vs YOH (NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku 2023)

I’m not a big fan of Hiromu, so I tend to enter his matches with a bit of a chip on my shoulder, but he is usually able to pull out something that is at least entertaining, if not totally sound. This time, however, it just didn’t really come together the way it should. Yes, this is partly likely due to YOH having to pinch hit for Lio Rush in an immediate downgrade but, even if Rush didn’t get sick, I can’t imagine this would be leagues better automatically.

Unlike other Hiromu defenses, there’s not really much of any story here; or, what story there was is no longer in the match. Bailey is beginning to catch on in NJPW and represents the newest threat to Hiromu’s belt, and there is at least a little something with him and YOH from years of fighting each other, but the interaction between Hiromu and Rush was the biggest selling point going into this, so losing that leaves the match feeling a bit meandering and lifeless. Oh sure, they hit their spots, but I found it very hard to care about after a while, especially considering that I didn’t rate the chances of Bailey or YOH winning very highly. A forgettable match, but on this card, it’s hardly alone in that distinction.

Rating: ***1/4

Not a terrific NJPW card, but let’s see if Royal Quest will pan out any better. Until then!